I always Dance when I'm angry

Doesn't everyone?

Ok, please compare
Bret's angry dance

Keven Bacon's angry dance

So what will you do when your angry? Don't be caught unawares!

step 1) buy batteries for your bodacious boom box and reach for your favorite 80s cassette tape. (I realize that most of you have given up on cassette tapes long ago. If that be the case take a moment to weep your that loss, then turn to a radio)

step 2) find the nearest gnarly abandoned factory, warehouse or dank basement. Bonus points for pipes to hang from, random equipment to jump off of, and light streaming in through a few bared off windows.

step 3) get angry. If you can't think of anything off hand you can pick an issue from society at large. Maybe the economy, your least favorite politician, or orphans in Africa. Or just begin by uttering... Heinous, most non triumphant, ahh Ted, don't be dead, dude...

step 4) ...and GO!

step 5) Was that everything you could've hope for and more? I knew it! Way to go, Keven Bacon would be proud, and I am too. I'd like to encourage you to take a few moments each day working on more wild angry dance moves just so you can be prepared next time you need to blow off some serious steam.

watch for more inspiration




be warned, there's a brief dangerous crotch scene in this one, but still awesome

McCain vs. Obama dance off, seriously funny

gene Kelly- YES

SO..... everyone's doing it, join in the fun!